Solution for the Middle East

I have a soultion for all the trouble that is going on with Israel and Palestine. Ok, hear me out.

First of all, this is a tried and true solution! I have seen it in action, and while it may seem cruel, and may be extremely loud at moments, it does work!!!

My Uncle Joe taught me this technique… and he’s no fool.

First thing you have to do is to seperate every Israeli and Palestinian, and put them into pairs. Then lock one Isralei and one Palestinian in a room together.

Make each of them stand face to face with their toes touching, staring eachother down.
They have to stay that way until all their frustrations and problems are worked out. They cannot move from that position until they are not screaming and can peacefully hug eachother.
Once every pair has done this, they can all go back to their lives.

Easy peasy.

I’ve seen this technique performed on my two brawling teenange girl cousins. While it did take about a half hour of screaming and crying, they did eventually calm down, and spent the rest of the evening not trying to kill each other.

Ok, going to go draft a proposal and sent it to someone about this. See yas!